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Jelly Mom - Jellymom
NOT just another column by a woman that gave birth....

This woman gave birth to FIVE kids (two at one time!) and lives to tell about it!

Jelly Mom™ is not just about surviving your children until they leave home, it's about making sure you have enough chocolate and other essential items stored away in the mini-fridge in your bedroom to survive the natural disasters that ARE kids.

It's about strategically planning your trips to the grocery store and mall (and making sure your kids have had all their shots) so you can successfully avoid the "Parent Police."

It's about coming out of the closet with IBS--Irritable Boy Syndrome--because it's not just the girls that get cranky!

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Jelly Mom™ is...


Lisa has a bachelor's degree in creative writing from San Francisco State University. Her writing career includes articles for agricultural magazines, radio and television ads, copy for print ads and websites and a successful one-year stint in 2002 as a monthly community columnist for The Salinas Californian.

Returning as a self-syndicated columnist in 2004 armed with enough anecdotes about REAL life as a parent-in-the-trenches (and following the ONLY rule a creative writer should ever follow: write what you know), Lisa created JellyMom™ to help 'preserve' her sanity and that of others.

Jelly Mom™ is written by Lisa Barker and syndicated through Martin-Ola Press/Parent To Parent and is available for newspapers, websites, e-zines and newsletters. For more information and details, please contact the editor at ParentToParent.com
Jelly Mom
 Cats Provide Cheap Entertainment
We have this cat.... And I’m not saying she’s fat, but to say she is pleasantly plump is putting it nicely. She was an eight-pound cat a few months ago, but lately she’s mooched enough to gain nearly five pounds. That’s why she’s called Moocher. (read entire article)

 Mommisms
Mommisms are things your mother said a million times until one day they popped out of your mouth while you were ranting at your kids. (read entire article)

 What Happens At Chuck E. Cheese Stays There
The kids did a great job with their presentations for 4-H, so their Tio Fernando and Auntie Jenny took us out to celebrate. (read entire article)

 God’s Sense of Humor
When my husband and I awaited the arrival of our children, we never realized that we had within our kids - like common sense. (read entire article)

 A Little Magic To Make Memories
We have a magic wand in our house. It came with a magic kit that my oldest son got for Christmas last year. Both our boys love it and use it with endless imagination. But the three-year old BELIEVES! (read entire article)

 Deep Down, All Men Are Pyromaniacs
I think that deep down we are all pyromaniacs, men especially! It started with the discovery of fire... (read entire article)

 Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures
The evidence was mounting. It was too much to ignore. Wet towels on the floor in the bathroom.... (read entire article)

 Pets Are Not Like Kids
It’s easy to understand why the commercial world caters to pet owners. (read entire article)

 Building Moral Character is Nothing To Sniff At
Well, it finally happened. One of my kids has outsmarted me when it comes to eating vegetables. (read entire article)

 Mornings Are For The Birds
I’m not a morning person and this morning proves it. (read entire article)

 Croc Hunter Stalks Male Child
G'day, mates. I'm the Crocodile Hunter and we’re here today to view the daily habits of the impressive child of the human species. (read entire article)